Random Orc: Darn this happening party sure left a big mess for us hottie orcs. Time to clean!
Legolas: Dude i am soooo much hotter and i have the ability to clean soooo much better.
Sartre (random philospher): Human existence is nothingness. *jumps into the cracks of doom*
Paw S.: Dont be getting any ideas on killin' yerself before the seventh book boy!
Random lava chunk: i am sooooo unbelieveblelly hot.
Random rock: I am sooo cool.
Sauron: Hey guys the party is over.
Ron: Naw man i still got some rocking in me! Gonna party till the cows come home!
Paw G: Well my cow is already home.
Paw S: Yup i reckon all the cows are already home.
Ron: Oh. Hey how about dancing to Britney Spear's new album!
Harry: Can i throw him in the lava pit?
JKR: No i still need him for the story which i will not reveal but will hint at just to annoy the fans.
Paw S: Can you write in me with the Wesley Twins and a broom closet? They got purty.
Shifty Character: I like Luna. Can we have a snogging scene in your book?
Shifty Character: Nevermind. It shall be only a dream of mine. *sigh* Meanwhile.