Paw S: I brought you to my secret lair.
Legolas: Secret lair? No way. I didn't even pack my cute Gucci Secret Lair sandals!
Sauron: Hmmm... This secret lair looks somewhat familiar.
Paw S: Okay, okay, I lied. It's not my secret lair, it's New Zealand, which is ALMOST the same.
Legolas: Oh, good! I do happen to have my Prada "It's Not a Secret Lair, It's Just New Zealand, Which is ALMOST the Same" sandals.
Ron: Do they make those? Ooh! I want a pair!
Draco: I think I'll go ask my father for some.
Harry: Ron, you can't even afford decent dress robes. How can you afford those?
Ron: I'll sell Percy!
Percy: Hmm... This cauldron seems rather leaky. I mean, if you hold it at a 180 degree angle and shake it, nothing stays in whatsoever!
Fred: Perce, you're holding it upside down.
Percy: It leaks I tell ye!!!! *laughs maniacally whilst shaking cauldron*
Random Pencil: Oh, Random Mammoth Tusk, would you mind passing me a pina colada and some more suntan?
Random Mammoth Tusk: Kein problem, Zufalig Pencil!
New Pope: Ja! Ich spreche deutsch!
Sauron: *shivers* He's scarier than me and I'm a giant eyeball.
New Pope: Ich blesse du!
Aprilly: *is struck by lightening bolt*
Paw: Yup, good old New Zealand. It's the only place where you see more sheep on the beach than tourists.
Random Sheep: Baaaa.
Random Pencil: Keep away from my pina colada you nasty beach sheep!