Paw: Have you been drinking Voldie?
Voldie: Nae. I had only a wee dram of ale for st. patricks day after i gae some boy ma best Glesca Kiss. He ran home to his maw holding his heid. I dinnae hit him that hard.
Harry: Was that before or after you started to sing "Like a Virgin" on the table wearing a pink boa.
Voldie: After. The wee boy was making fun of me so i said your gettin yir face panned in.
Paw: I reckon yer still drunk from st. patricks day...